Meggovkopgidboppigflankar is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless centipede.

Meggovkopgidboppigflankar created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Meggovkopgidboppigflankar, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Meggovkopgidboppigflankar, she will turn you into a plant.

Meggovkopgidboppigflankar's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Meggovkopgidboppigflankar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Run away if six badgers approach from the west.

5. Never look in ponds.