Rulkamshav is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, smart walrus.

Rulkamshav created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulkamshav, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rulkamshav, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rulkamshav's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Rulkamshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Rulkamshav must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.