Hasfebtip is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, able dragonfly.

Hasfebtip created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasfebtip, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hasfebtip, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hasfebtip's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Hasfebtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Run away from magenta whales, for they are unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never pour water over plants.