Kimnabtar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous sheep.

Kimnabtar created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimnabtar, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kimnabtar, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Kimnabtar's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kimnabtar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about asteroids.