Xucbogril is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, quiet wyrm.

Xucbogril created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Xucbogril, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xucbogril, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Xucbogril's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Xucbogril's Holy Commandments

1. Xucbogril loves eagles, so they must be respected.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.