Bablunsas is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless yak.

Bablunsas created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Bablunsas, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bablunsas, he will turn you into a duck.

Bablunsas' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bablunsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about nebulae.