Tifhivrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, fussy hare.

Tifhivrag created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifhivrag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tifhivrag, it will turn you into a snail.

Tifhivrag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tifhivrag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat green fruit.