Quarthimbimfot is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring goat.

Quarthimbimfot created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Quarthimbimfot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quarthimbimfot, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Quarthimbimfot's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Quarthimbimfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near gulls while wearing gray shorts.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Quarthimbimfot.