Henfarzag is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, witty pigeon.

Henfarzag created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Henfarzag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Henfarzag, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Henfarzag's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Henfarzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must pray to Henfarzag nine times a day.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Do not take Henfarzag's name in vain.