Labfotmonvig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish dragon.

Labfotmonvig created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Labfotmonvig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Labfotmonvig, it will have a low opinion of you.

Labfotmonvig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Labfotmonvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always look after injured bats.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Do not shave your head.