Pinfubbom is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, humorless horse.

Pinfubbom created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinfubbom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pinfubbom, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pinfubbom's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Pinfubbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Do not take Pinfubbom's name in vain.

5. Always wear green.