Flisvilbapbat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unfair skunk.

Flisvilbapbat created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisvilbapbat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flisvilbapbat, she will turn you into a hamster.

Flisvilbapbat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Flisvilbapbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Retreat if five bats approach from the west.

3. Always help eagles in need.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.