Futsadgum is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying naga.

Futsadgum created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Futsadgum, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Futsadgum, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Futsadgum's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Futsadgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Futsadgum loves mice, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Never eat bark.