Arpgatnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking lizard.

Arpgatnarl created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpgatnarl, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Arpgatnarl, it will turn you into a rat.

Arpgatnarl's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Arpgatnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think ill of sick mice.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never think about spacetime near rats while wearing yellow trousers and balancing six lead spheres on your legs.