Cuthasjan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced capybara.

Cuthasjan created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cuthasjan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cuthasjan, it will cry a lot.

Cuthasjan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cuthasjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Never talk about swans.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never feed limes to sheep while wearing violet rings.