Babbogqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy hyena.

Babbogqueeg created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babbogqueeg, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Babbogqueeg, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Babbogqueeg's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Babbogqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never feed lots of spinach to mites while wearing white stockings.

5. Never skip in holy places.