Weesandpodcansansan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient deer.

Weesandpodcansansan created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Weesandpodcansansan, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Weesandpodcansansan, he will try to impress you with trees.

Weesandpodcansansan's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Weesandpodcansansan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Hide if four tapirs approach from the north.