Gigdibpod is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, merciless snail.

Gigdibpod created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigdibpod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gigdibpod, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gigdibpod's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Gigdibpod's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must love Gigdibpod.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. You must pray to Gigdibpod eight times a day.