Stikzoghot is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient bird.

Stikzoghot created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikzoghot, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stikzoghot, he will turn you into a duck.

Stikzoghot's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Stikzoghot's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about optics near seals while wearing purple scarves and balancing nine tin spheres on your neck.