Kapwad Camlakrill is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind wasp.

Kapwad Camlakrill created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapwad Camlakrill, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kapwad Camlakrill, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Kapwad Camlakrill's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Kapwad Camlakrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Kapwad Camlakrill.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Kapwad Camlakrill on top of all buildings.

5. Do not chop down trees.