Nullmaphan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud swan.

Nullmaphan created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullmaphan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nullmaphan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nullmaphan's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nullmaphan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never run in the presence of manatees.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Do not speak about cherries.