Pogkabsas is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, moody owl.

Pogkabsas created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogkabsas, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pogkabsas, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pogkabsas' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Pogkabsas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Pogkabsas on top of all buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Do not keep nine pigs in a large pit.