Dudbegdum is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient faun.

Dudbegdum created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Dudbegdum, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dudbegdum, he will throw large rocks at you.

Dudbegdum's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dudbegdum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Dudbegdum in the centre of the settlement.

2. Put Dudbegdum first in all things.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.