Betbudsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, selfish goat.

Betbudsaw created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betbudsaw, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Betbudsaw, she will manifest in front of you.

Betbudsaw's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Betbudsaw's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Betbudsaw eight times a day.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Worship no other gods but Betbudsaw.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Betbudsaw in the centre of the settlement.

5. Betbudsaw loves otters, so they must be honoured.