Cipbassxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever walrus.

Cipbassxuck created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipbassxuck, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cipbassxuck, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cipbassxuck's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cipbassxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cipbassxuck.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.