Bughimnart is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful wombat.

Bughimnart created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bughimnart, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bughimnart, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bughimnart's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bughimnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. You must love Bughimnart.

4. Never sprint in the presence of eagles.

5. Never chant near dolphins.