Bigfiglan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, flying mole.

Bigfiglan created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigfiglan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bigfiglan, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bigfiglan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bigfiglan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed lots of bananas to rats while wearing white hats.

5. Always stare at clouds.