Fartenhatfom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent turtle.

Fartenhatfom created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Fartenhatfom, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fartenhatfom, she will think nothing of it.

Fartenhatfom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fartenhatfom's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Never feed figs to great tits while wearing magenta rings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Never talk about fire.