Nillgiggam is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, loving bee.

Nillgiggam created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillgiggam, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nillgiggam, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nillgiggam's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nillgiggam's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nillgiggam six times a day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Never laugh near snails.

5. Nillgiggam loves frogs, so they must be honoured.