Milcubtikgartipditbit Fumtipbestwig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish dragonfly.

Milcubtikgartipditbit Fumtipbestwig created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Milcubtikgartipditbit Fumtipbestwig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Milcubtikgartipditbit Fumtipbestwig, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Milcubtikgartipditbit Fumtipbestwig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Milcubtikgartipditbit Fumtipbestwig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four rats approach from the east.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.