Zodsawgofpag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, emotional narwhal.

Zodsawgofpag created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodsawgofpag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zodsawgofpag, he will turn you into a slug.

Zodsawgofpag's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Zodsawgofpag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zodsawgofpag.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Zodsawgofpag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.