Vilflanmig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awesome butterfly.

Vilflanmig created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilflanmig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vilflanmig, she will manifest in front of you.

Vilflanmig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Vilflanmig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four dolphins approach from the south.

2. Never paint your arms violet.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hide from gray seals for they are unholy.

5. Always treat great tits with great respect.