Popkimtag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, grumpy centipede.

Popkimtag created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popkimtag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Popkimtag, it will turn you into a goat.

Popkimtag's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Popkimtag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Popkimtag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.