Ripsadontzig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, quiet shark.

Ripsadontzig created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripsadontzig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ripsadontzig, he will turn you into a mouse.

Ripsadontzig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Ripsadontzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ripsadontzig.

5. Never wear stockings.