Sigarttar is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate lizard.

Sigarttar created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigarttar, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sigarttar, it will refuse to believe in you.

Sigarttar's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sigarttar's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not commit murder.