Higvag Quillrawhat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited camel.

Higvag Quillrawhat created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Higvag Quillrawhat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Higvag Quillrawhat, it will boil you in a big pot.

Higvag Quillrawhat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Higvag Quillrawhat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine snakes approach from the east.

2. Hide from fawn dogs for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Higvag Quillrawhat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.