Xuck is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid wyvern.

Xuck created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuck, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xuck, he will cry a lot.

Xuck's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Xuck's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta whales for they are unholy.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.