Monxentit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, charitable scorpion.

Monxentit created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monxentit, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Monxentit, he will send you a sign.

Monxentit's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Monxentit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Monxentit.

3. You must pray to Monxentit six times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Monxentit.