Hugkim Nullnurdab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic meerkat.

Hugkim Nullnurdab created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Hugkim Nullnurdab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hugkim Nullnurdab, it will send minions to preach to you.

Hugkim Nullnurdab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hugkim Nullnurdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured hamsters.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Always obey Hugkim Nullnurdab's priests.

4. Run away if five seals approach from the north.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.