Fagyamhin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate slug.

Fagyamhin created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagyamhin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fagyamhin, she will turn you into a slug.

Fagyamhin's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Fagyamhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Erect five iron sculptures of Fagyamhin on top of important buildings.

5. You must pray to Fagyamhin four times a day.