Cunhimspagstafgumviggemgov is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, flying otter.

Cunhimspagstafgumviggemgov created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cunhimspagstafgumviggemgov, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cunhimspagstafgumviggemgov, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cunhimspagstafgumviggemgov's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cunhimspagstafgumviggemgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Cunhimspagstafgumviggemgov on top of all buildings.

3. Worship no other gods but Cunhimspagstafgumviggemgov.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Never talk about stars.