Listrigkam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic beaver.

Listrigkam created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listrigkam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Listrigkam, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Listrigkam's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Listrigkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of cats.

2. Always help turtles.

3. Never talk about dark matter near snails while wearing white tights.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Never feed onions to swans while wearing gray shoes.