Miltipwit is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive sheep.

Miltipwit created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miltipwit, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Miltipwit, he will turn you into a rock.

Miltipwit's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Miltipwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Miltipwit.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near moths while wearing magenta skirts and balancing six copper spheres on your legs.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.