Godlitvonkgat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, contented jellyfish.

Godlitvonkgat created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godlitvonkgat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Godlitvonkgat, he will come to you in dreams.

Godlitvonkgat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Godlitvonkgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Put Godlitvonkgat first in all things.

4. Hide from yellow shrews for they are unholy.

5. Do not take Godlitvonkgat's name in vain.