Cissfliswik is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, witty centaur.

Cissfliswik created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissfliswik, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cissfliswik, it will turn you into a tree.

Cissfliswik's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cissfliswik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not wear green clothing.