Jipdadstip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, boastful guinea pig.

Jipdadstip created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipdadstip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jipdadstip, she will turn you into a puffin.

Jipdadstip's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Jipdadstip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Jipdadstip in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed bananas to swans while wearing mauve shorts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.