Capced is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, happy unicorn.

Capced created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Capced, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Capced, she will turn you into a mole.

Capced's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Capced's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Capced on top of all buildings.

3. Never feed cherries to nematodes while wearing tights.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never pour water over plants.