Vidrownartom Afsancam is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, fast scorpion.

Vidrownartom Afsancam created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidrownartom Afsancam, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vidrownartom Afsancam, he will laugh at you.

Vidrownartom Afsancam's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Vidrownartom Afsancam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Vidrownartom Afsancam on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Vidrownartom Afsancam must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never eat bark.