Xucfomgem is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, proud wasp.

Xucfomgem created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Xucfomgem, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xucfomgem, she will destroy your home solar system.

Xucfomgem's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Xucfomgem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Xucfomgem on top of all buildings.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Xucfomgem in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.