Tik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent rat.

Tik created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tik, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tik, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tik's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. Never talk about ducks.

5. Do not hurt horses.